Pull up a chair, grab an iced coffee (or something stronger), and get fucking comfortable. You’ve just stumbled into my little corner of the internet, and I should probably warn you…things get messy here, ‘kay?

I received a call on Friday just after my children’s school let out. As soon as I saw the number, I answered as quickly as I could. We don’t receive many calls from the school because our kids don’t really get in trouble.